Witch Humor

[NeverMore]

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Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell

How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W"

When a witch lands, where does she park?
In a broom closet.

What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
She flies off the handle.

What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear the broom boom.

What happened to the witch who hooked her broom to a space shuttle?
She got spaced out

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

What do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray

Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away

What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.

What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

What does the Coven's softball team do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

[iHaunt]

Ohh, yeah.... I've heard it enough. But thanks for posting this simply joke here!

[adrian]

i like em

[Belladonna]

Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares..I like that one.

[witchy]

Were you refering to me? I love them!!! (HeHeHe in my little witchy voice) Witchy

[haleysmith]

Those jokes really made me laugh, me likey

How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which which is which...

[iHaunt]

Those jokes really made me laugh, me likey

How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which which is which...

That's good one! I like it!

[iHaunt]

Good one here....

How do you know the witch that can give the best head???

Because she has no teeth!

[halloweenjokes]

Which witch joke would a witch which happens to come from Witch like?
The witch probably likes a witch jokes which makes her laugh her head off!