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Coffin joke

Post by iHaunt » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:41 am

Ok, anyone want to hear about this coffin joke? If so, please ask me anytime and I'll be back to post it here later. :D

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Re: Coffin joke

Post by iHaunt » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:46 am

No one wants to post any comment here>??? Then this is a DEAD END sign! :lol:

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Re: Coffin joke

Post by Miss Monster » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:22 am

I assumed you'd tell us eventually....
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Re: Coffin joke

Post by iHaunt » Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:13 am

Or, the DEAD UNDERTAKER! :lol:

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Post by shanda » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:14 am

What did one casket say to the other casket???




" Hey, Is that you coffin?"
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Re: Coffin joke

Post by iHaunt » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:36 pm

Ha ha! I heard this joke before.... that's funny. :D

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Post by battymaddy » Mon May 09, 2011 4:57 pm

Ha ha. Very good. Will use that one for sure.

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Re: Coffin joke

Post by fancy dress » Wed May 11, 2011 10:09 pm

Funny!

What about this one..

Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.


... Because of the coffin.

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Re: Coffin joke

Post by iHaunt » Thu May 12, 2011 11:27 pm

fancy dress wrote:Funny!

What about this one..

Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.


... Because of the coffin.

That's pretty litte funny! hee hee :lol:

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Re: Coffin joke

Post by Undertaker » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:23 am

What did the Zombie flight attendant say to the folks on her flight? Coffin, tea or me!
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Re: Coffin joke

Post by iHaunt » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:48 am

Undertaker wrote:What did the Zombie flight attendant say to the folks on her flight? Coffin, tea or me!


That's good idea!! :lol:

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Re: Coffin joke

Post by iHaunt » Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:42 am

Funny thing someone posted on other forum....


How did you say "coffin"? Cough it up! :?

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Re: Coffin joke

Post by halloweenjokes » Tue May 17, 2016 10:43 pm

What did the cemetery say to the dead body?
You must be coffin to get in here!
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Re: Coffin joke

Post by MaxSchou » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:27 am

Oww... i hoped for Coffin Jokes :(
Hope the thread will be updated with loads of Coffin Jokes soon ^^

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