A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins, in the process, his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
A police officer saw him and told him to stop, so he asked:
"Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going"?
The man replied
."I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating" . . . . . . . .
The policeman fainted..!