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Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:45 pm
by iHaunt
Let me start right here....
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? And, the answer is because it's drafty under those sheets!
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:01 am
by NeverMore
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Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.
Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:52 am
by adrian
hahaha i like these
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:25 pm
by iHaunt
I heard a joke from a friend of mine....
What did the female ghost shake at the club party?
Her boooty!
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:03 pm
by Spookymufu
heh, funny
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:32 pm
by MacPhantom
Y'all are some punny fellas.
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:27 pm
by witchy
You guys are good!!! Ha ha ha
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:25 pm
by iHaunt
Ok, so here is another ghost joke...
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:13 pm
by Undertaker
What do Italian ghosts eat? SPOOKGETTI
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? BOOBERRY
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:18 pm
by NeverMore
Speaking of Booberry. I saw the Monster Cereals at a Walgreens the other day. Snatch some while you can!
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:58 pm
by iHaunt
I love the joke about Italian ghost!!! Thanks a lot!!! I really do like it!
And, the Booberry cereal is really good!
Undertaker wrote:What do Italian ghosts eat? SPOOKGETTI
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? BOOBERRY
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:55 am
by iHaunt
Anyways....
What happenned when a ghost asked for a brandy at local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits".
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:18 pm
by Murfreesboro
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:08 pm
by iHaunt
Any good idea of ghost joke everyone?
Re: Any ghost jokes?
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:42 am
by jessicafox
NeverMore wrote:..........
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie........
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Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
Funny........
