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Where do vampires make they're withdrawals?
At the blood bank.

How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.

What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.

What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
"You are driving me batty."

What do you get if you cross a vampire bat and a mummy?
A flying band-aid, or a gift-wrapped bat.

What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!

What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!

Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
In a red bloodcell!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.

What do you get if you cross Jesse James and Dracula?
A robbery at the blood bank.

Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.

What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy!

Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul!

What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay

What is Transylvania?
Dracula's terror-tory

Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula

What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A blood vessel

Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

hahahahahahaha his other fang lol

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween". ~ Author Vlad Dracula

Haha, funny Dracula

Hope you haven't heard of this already

Q: Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
A: Because he's a pain in the neck...

haleysmith wrote:Haha, funny Dracula

Hope you haven't heard of this already

Q: Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
A: Because he's a pain in the neck...

Ha ha! That's funny!

Why did Dracula take cough medicine?

To stop his coffin.

Q: Where does a vampire usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria!

Q: Why did the vampire become an actor?
A: He wanted a part he could sink his teeth into!

Q: What is a vampie’s favourite breakfast?
A: Ready-Neck!!

Q: Who is a vampire’s favorite type of person to bite?
A: A red neck!!

Q: Why doesn’t vampire mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A: Because of his big coffin.

Q: Why do vampires scare people?
A: They are bored to death!

Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A: Fang Decay!!!

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath!