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When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.


Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body


What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !


Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.


What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen


What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs


Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?
Red Skeleton


What do you call the skeleton leader?
The skele-king


Who is the most glamorous female skeleton?
The skele-queen


What is the skeleton's rapid tranist system called?
The Skullway


What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull


What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'


How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key


What do you call a baby skeleton?
A skeletot


What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs


Why didn't the female ghost like the skeleton guy?
She had skeletiophobia


What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull and Skullege


What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points
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They're all funny skeleton jokes! So where did you get these jokes from? Was that your idea?

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I hear voices.

They tell me jokes.
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NeverMore wrote:.
I hear voices.

They tell me jokes.
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Really?? That's cool!

As long as those voices tell ya good jokes, no worries at all Nevermore!

Who was the famous French skeleton?

Napoleon bone-apart

How long is a skeleton's left leg?
Long enough to touch the ground!

What comes after the zombie apocalypse?
The Skeleton apocalypse!

Who is bonnier than a skeleton?
No Body!

Went drinking at the bar with my skeleton friend last night.
I had no idea that he couldn't hold is liquor.
Now I know why he ask me to bring a mop!