How will you die?

[Andybev01]

read that one again, s-l-o-w-l-y.

[MacPhantom]

My mind is youthful and agile, and doesn't require a decelerated reading pace for comprehension.

You die on the bog, suffering from constipation (a frequent problem for the elderly who forget to take their Metamucil when they are distracted by brown recluse spider bites).

[Ciuin]

You snagged your foot on the hem of your new kilt and fell face first into your full length mirror (which you always dress in front of). It shatters and you are blinded by the shards and wander around the house for hours before you die from blood loss.

[MacPhantom]

While brushing your teeth for the thirteenth time that day, you fall asleep from the sheer exhaustion of vigorous dental hygiene, and sadly choke to death on your toothbrush.

[Andybev01]

After discovering to your horror, that you have been using Ciuin 's last toothbrush, you hang yourself with dental floss.

[witchy]

I don't want to kill you, but someone has to.

One day, Witchy found that the best way to make money from home was to make poisons in her kitchen, and sell them to passive aggressive women over the internet. She made tons of money and the cops never linked her to any murders despite overwhelming evidence of PayPal receipts. Deciding to retire early, Witchy moved to Canada, packing all her poisons with her, just in case. She got to her new cabin very late at night and found that the movers had unloaded everything and left it in neat piles around her living room. Being very tired, Witchy decided to sleep on the couch instead of unpacking the towering boxes to find her bedding. Then a bear broke down the door, mauled her head off and ate her. Because she moved to Canada and there are bears all over the place. The poisons didn't help because bears only drink human blood. So she wasted all that time packing them.
The End.

Ha ha ha!!

You guys crack me up, where do you come up with these crazy stories!! I'm not good at this, but I love to read your posts!!

[Andybev01]

"Tower? this is Delta-452, we seem to have an obstruction in our #4intake. It's black and purple and cackling maniacally"

[witchy]

Splat!!! Hee Hee hee!!

[Midnite Shadow]

Famous last words...

"Hey, look at me!!"

"Watch this..."

"I can do that..."

[Andybev01]

"the brakes are fine for crissake!"

[Ciuin]

While you were photographing some interesting roadkill you found, a bear mauled you and drank all your blood.

[MacPhantom]

Dangit! I missed my chance to kill Batman!! I gotta kill Ciuin again?!?

Noticing the abnormally large number of lives you seem to have, your daughter mistakes you for a cat, and puts you in the fridge, where you die of hypothermia. At least you don't die hungry.

[Andybev01]

*sigh* again?...

Reason #5:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5- ... appen.html

Of course Mac would have to either eat a rat or a cat. I'd be satisfied either way.

[MacPhantom]

Tastes like chicken.

You finally tire of my stale and tasteless old guy jokes, fly to Maryland, and beat me to death with a chair leg. Then my chihuahuas get you.

[witchy]

Andy was out taking his awesome photo's, when whe was done he decided to go home & put them on his computer, when all of a sudden the computer malfunctioned and zapped all his brains out, now he's dead but he still talks threw his computer!! Boo!