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Tombstones
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:57 pm
by mschonondlerbong
I'm looking for funny sayings to put on tombstones. A friend of mine is turning 50 in February and we are making a Cemetary in her honor and all the tombstones will have her name on them, but each will have a different saying. I already have "May she rest in pieces" and "I told you I was sick". Any others would be great. Thanks for your help.......
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:47 pm
by thislazylife
How 'bout:
"Don't make me have to come up there."
"First I was. Then I wasn't. Now I ain't again."
"This is the pits."
UIh, that's all I got right now.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:51 pm
by deadbride
Any day above ground
Is a good day
Roses are red
violets are blue
the ghost of my body
is watching you
I'm watching and waiting for you
Tomb Sweet Tomb
My body and bones are buried down here,
but I'll come to haunt you year after year
Shirley Ewell Rottin Hale
First a cough
Carried me off
Then in a coffin
They carried me off in
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:13 pm
by hauntmaster
Is this her birthday gift or what? Did she die already or not?? I hope not so!
Well, I have no idea what to say to put something to design the tombstones. Maybe you can check the idea of different kinds of tombstones at
http://www.alarmingproducts.com/cgi-bin ... orrormasks
*Enter the key words to search for "Tombstones". I hope this will help you.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:53 am
by uncletor
the last words of Oscar Wilde:
EITHER THE WALL PAPER GOES OR I DO...
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:25 pm
by hauntmaster
And, you can always come and visit
Gobinville
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:39 pm
by MHooch
Here's a few:
Paul Barer
Dee Krepid
Izzy Gone
Asher T Ashers
Ima Ghost
Myra Maines
Ben Better
Ray N. Carnation
May B Knot
R.U. Next
Xavier Breath
Anita Transfusion
Ben There
Dunne That
Yul B. Next
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:24 pm
by JACKRYAN592
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:08 am
by LittleDollClaudia
Don't we have this on another post somewhere? Yeah, there are a few. If you go to search and look for epitaph, a lot of us gave some really funny sayings!! Check them out!
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:27 pm
by mschonondlerbong
I want to thank all of you that responded. Some of those are just awesome and she'll get such a kick out of it. Also, thanks for the search help. That, too, will come in handy.
My co-worker and I have decided to kick it up a notch. Along with doing this in the office, we're also going to put some tombstones at her house - she'll never expect it because we've always kept it 'at work'. (and we'll get her hubby involved - cuz he's evil like that too) HA HA HA!!!!
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:36 am
by Mrs. Barnabas Collins
Hauntmaster . thanks for the gobinville site. this has been my night on here finding good info on making tombstones. going to really work on my graveyard this year. got 2 low moving fog machines half off for this comming HALLOWEEN !!!!!!!! ( cant wait )
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:51 pm
by One Eye'd Jack
Hehehe.... Here's one that ads to MHooch's post....
How about 'Malcom Tent'
Just sayin