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When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen
What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs
Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?
Red Skeleton
What do you call the skeleton leader?
The skele-king
Who is the most glamorous female skeleton?
The skele-queen
What is the skeleton's rapid tranist system called?
The Skullway
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull
What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'
How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key
What do you call a baby skeleton?
A skeletot
What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs
Why didn't the female ghost like the skeleton guy?
She had skeletiophobia
What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull and Skullege
What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points
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They're all funny skeleton jokes! 
So where did you get these jokes from? Was that your idea? 
So where did you get these jokes from? Was that your idea? 
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I hear voices.
They tell me jokes.
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I hear voices.
They tell me jokes.
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NeverMore wrote:.
I hear voices.
They tell me jokes.
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Really?? That's cool!
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As long as those voices tell ya good jokes, no worries at all Nevermore! 
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."
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Who was the famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart
Napoleon bone-apart
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How long is a skeleton's left leg?
Long enough to touch the ground!
What comes after the zombie apocalypse?
The Skeleton apocalypse!
Who is bonnier than a skeleton?
No Body!
Went drinking at the bar with my skeleton friend last night.
I had no idea that he couldn't hold is liquor.
Now I know why he ask me to bring a mop!
Long enough to touch the ground!
What comes after the zombie apocalypse?
The Skeleton apocalypse!
Who is bonnier than a skeleton?
No Body!
Went drinking at the bar with my skeleton friend last night.
I had no idea that he couldn't hold is liquor.
Now I know why he ask me to bring a mop!
Happy Halloween 
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My roommate is a skeleton. When guests come over he hides in the closet. NARF NARF
Mike
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