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Halloween joke

Post by Boo » Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:58 am

Subject: : A Halloween Story





A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of
an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.






However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.







Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!





Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...





and,




(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)








The coffin stops
The steeples are white in the wild moonlight,
And the trees have a silver glare;
Past the chimneys high see the vampires fly,
And the harpies of upper air,
That flutter and laugh and stare.
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cool story....................

Post by halloweengirl » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:10 pm

:lol: BRILLIANT!!! liked your story-had me going. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Winnie Sanderson » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:08 pm

That was soooooo funny...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by jesseV » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:29 pm

HAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAA! So funny.....I can't breathe..lol
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Post by Spooky_Ollie » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:07 pm

OMG!! LOL!! I know halloween is about death, blood and all that stuff, but did you really have to make me die of laughter?! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P
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Post by tantraman » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:18 am

I will tell it to my children.
happy happy halloween silver shamrock.

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Post by Boo » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:05 pm

Bump...get it?
The steeples are white in the wild moonlight,
And the trees have a silver glare;
Past the chimneys high see the vampires fly,
And the harpies of upper air,
That flutter and laugh and stare.
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Post by Dr Strange » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:07 pm

That joke was even better due to your presentation. A+!
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joke

Post by spookyboo » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:12 pm

Excellent....I loved that joke...You should post something on our poem a day thread...that was very nicely done :D
Wild Winds thou shalt blow
carry away my saddened soul
tis the time of Judgement
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Post by Haunted Horseman » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:23 pm

SUPERB! Great Job! :D
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Post by MHooch » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:46 pm

***Hooch is laughing so hard tears are falling down her face****


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothin' like a good Halloween joke, thanks Boo... and good to see you!
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Re: Halloween joke

Post by Boo » Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:46 am

Bump

Bump
The steeples are white in the wild moonlight,
And the trees have a silver glare;
Past the chimneys high see the vampires fly,
And the harpies of upper air,
That flutter and laugh and stare.
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Re: Halloween joke

Post by Boo » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:47 am

The annual bump bump
The steeples are white in the wild moonlight,
And the trees have a silver glare;
Past the chimneys high see the vampires fly,
And the harpies of upper air,
That flutter and laugh and stare.
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Re: Halloween joke

Post by adrian » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:02 am

LMAO i haven't seen or heard this one before lol
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Halloween joke

Post by Midnite Shadow » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:35 am

That was a good one...great presentation as well.
They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of kings and queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Its heaven and hell, oh well


I am Vengeance...I am the Night!

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