Tombstones

mschonondlerbong · Post by **mschonondlerbong** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:57 pm

I'm looking for funny sayings to put on tombstones. A friend of mine is turning 50 in February and we are making a Cemetary in her honor and all the tombstones will have her name on them, but each will have a different saying. I already have "May she rest in pieces" and "I told you I was sick". Any others would be great. Thanks for your help.......

thislazylife · Post by **thislazylife** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:47 pm

How 'bout:

"Don't make me have to come up there."
"First I was. Then I wasn't. Now I ain't again."
"This is the pits."

UIh, that's all I got right now.

deadbride · Post by **deadbride** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:51 pm

Any day above ground
Is a good day

Roses are red
violets are blue
the ghost of my body
is watching you

I'm watching and waiting for you

Tomb Sweet Tomb

My body and bones are buried down here,
but I'll come to haunt you year after year

Shirley Ewell Rottin Hale

First a cough
Carried me off
Then in a coffin
They carried me off in

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:13 pm

Is this her birthday gift or what? Did she die already or not?? I hope not so!

Well, I have no idea what to say to put something to design the tombstones. Maybe you can check the idea of different kinds of tombstones at http://www.alarmingproducts.com/cgi-bin ... orrormasks

*Enter the key words to search for "Tombstones". I hope this will help you.

uncletor · Post by **uncletor** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:53 am

the last words of Oscar Wilde:

EITHER THE WALL PAPER GOES OR I DO...

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:25 pm

And, you can always come and visit Gobinville

MHooch · Post by **MHooch** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:39 pm

Here's a few:

Paul Barer

Dee Krepid

Izzy Gone

Asher T Ashers

Ima Ghost

Myra Maines

Ben Better

Ray N. Carnation

May B Knot

R.U. Next

Xavier Breath

Anita Transfusion

Ben There
Dunne That

Yul B. Next

JACKRYAN592 · Post by **JACKRYAN592** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:24 pm

I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK

LittleDollClaudia · Post by **LittleDollClaudia** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:08 am

Don't we have this on another post somewhere? Yeah, there are a few. If you go to search and look for epitaph, a lot of us gave some really funny sayings!! Check them out!

mschonondlerbong · Post by **mschonondlerbong** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:27 pm

I want to thank all of you that responded. Some of those are just awesome and she'll get such a kick out of it. Also, thanks for the search help. That, too, will come in handy.

My co-worker and I have decided to kick it up a notch. Along with doing this in the office, we're also going to put some tombstones at her house - she'll never expect it because we've always kept it 'at work'. (and we'll get her hubby involved - cuz he's evil like that too) HA HA HA!!!!

Mrs. Barnabas Collins · Post by **Mrs. Barnabas Collins** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:36 am

Hauntmaster . thanks for the gobinville site. this has been my night on here finding good info on making tombstones. going to really work on my graveyard this year. got 2 low moving fog machines half off for this comming HALLOWEEN !!!!!!!! ( cant wait )

One Eye'd Jack · Post by **One Eye'd Jack** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:51 pm

Hehehe.... Here's one that ads to MHooch's post....
How about 'Malcom Tent'

Just sayin