Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?

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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?

Post by iHaunt » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:43 am

Rising Dead Man wrote:#10. You can do the whole neighborhood!

If you think about it, all trick or treaters are Halloween whores.
Ohh, of freaking course here.... every freaking Halloweeners do love it!!! :lol:

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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?

Post by Rising Dead Man » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:04 pm

You get to watch it being done without having to be 18.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon

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